Re: Local policy and interactive log on

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kj [SBS MVP] <KevinJ.SBS@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Lanwench [MVP - Exchange] wrote:
kj [SBS MVP] <KevinJ.SBS@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

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The "decaf" syndrome. <g>

Don't use bad language in here, young man.

Who you calling "young", you "spring chicken" you? Why I'm old
enough to be your <insert favorite ancestor here>! You know in my
day, we had to assemble the bits in the ASCII code by hand and ....

Did you wear onions on your belt, as was the fashion at the times ;-)

Wasn't that garlic?

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No, no, no. You haven't been watching your homework:

"We can?t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to
tell 'em stories that don?t go anywhere?like the time I caught the ferry
over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to
Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied
an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry
cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em.
'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you?d say.
"Now where were we? Oh yeah?the important thing was that I had an onion on
my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn?t have white onions
because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow
ones..."

--Abe Simpson


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