Big Bertha Thing invite
- From: "Tony Lance" <tonylance@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 28 Nov 2011 17:51:51 -0000
Big Bertha Thing invite
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
Access page to 55K Zip File
Astrophysics net ring access site
Newsgroup Reviews including alt.politics.bush
301 files from newsone.net newsgroup posting activities. (Model format)
60 Newsgroup postings were deleted, after 15 hours.
There were claims of major hacker attack,
which turned to abashed embarassment.
It turned out that the NSP owner,
had sent out a world-wide posting.
It invited all users, who had forgotten their passwords,
to just leave it blank. Then a new confirmation password
would be sent. Cinderela was invited to the ball.
Big Bertha Thing format
Anybody heard of the fly-paper trap?
Where all the flies are collected, in an unsightly mess,
hanging from the kitchen ceiling.
The expensive version is the lizard with a long tongue,
that retracts after each catch.
Take an uncensored version of a usenet newsgroup,
show the subject line of each thread header,
with the total number of postings and the net
number of postings after extracts.
Put the total number of extracts, in the first line,
at the top of the list of postings.
Anyone wishing to search the extracts clicks on it
and finds each person extracted with 2 lines each.
The first line shows the number of thread headers
and the second the number of replies.
Further clicks go down to posting level.
Extract everyone with more than 1000 postings
on any single newsgroup, from all newsgroups.
Examples of the fly-paper trap can be found on:-
Hi Tony T.,
The following may go some way to shed light on the problem.
From: Tony Lance <tonylance@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sun, 04 Sep 2011 09:07:34 -0700
Local: Sun, Sep 4 2011 5:07 pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing Deaf
Hi Kevin John,
That goes for Kevin whats-his-face too.
Now let me get this straight, you are not corporate sponsered.
Microsoft has already pushed the button to close this newsgroup.
It was a dud. It was sitting there in public and nobody could
resist pushing the button, so they had to disable it.
Microsoft wants your postings on its proprietary newsgroup.
They have spammed 500 newsgroups with closure notices.
They lost their anti-trust case and nobody did an ATT&T on them.
US government bust proof and indestructable.
NB My previous two postings contain 3 copy postings which were
From: Tony Lance <judemarie@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Big Bertha Thing Extract
Date: Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:03:45 +0100
Big Bertha Thing Deaf
One day God woke up, deaf-as-a-post. He could not hear anyone
speaking. Nothing, dinada, zilch, not even one line e-mail.
Fortunately it only lasted 6 days and He managed to keep himself busy.
A PPT takes 6 hours people time, 18 hours computer time. It just
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Tony Toews <ttoews@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sep 4, 9:42 pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing Chair
On Sep 4, 9:42 pm, Tony Toews <ttoews@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Go away. Your posting is not relevant to these newsgroups.
Tony Toews, Microsoft Access MVP
Tony's Main MS Access pages -http://www.granite.ab.ca/accsmstr.htm
Tony's Microsoft Access Blog -http://msmvps.com/blogs/access/
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