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From: PA Bear (PABear_at_mvps.org)
Date: 09/29/04 

Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2004 05:18:26 -0400

Vanguardx wrote:
> You never win arguments with children. They don't have the intelligence
> nor experience.

Your invalid syntax aside...

An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a
large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and
some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
until you leave!"

The old man frowned. "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
nekkid or make you get out of the pond nekkid," he said, holding up the
bucket, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time! 

-- 
~PA Bear

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