Re: What can I do

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From: Ramesh [MVP] (sramesh2k_at_\REMOV_NOSPAM\.hotmail.com)
Date: 03/21/04 

Date: Sun, 21 Mar 2004 11:30:47 +0530

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"Jupiter Jones [MVP]" <jones_jupiter@hotnomail.com> wrote in message news:etIa1hwDEHA.3344@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
Dear Sue:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operation system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears
6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of those programs can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav
files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT reinstall another Boyfriend program; this is
not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance.
I personally recommend Lingerie 6.9 and Hot Momma 9.0.
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Jupiter Jones  [MVP]
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"Sue" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:10b5901c40ee0$4b44a6b0$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
> 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall
> performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
> applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
> 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
> valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
> Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as
> NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
> runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
> I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
> to no avail. What can I do?

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