How do I convince XP that I have no Internet access?

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Is there any easy way to convince XP that I don't have Internet Access
ie to disable

- nagging about automatic updates
- being asked if its ok to get a driver or application off the internet
- trying to download certificates from the network
- Internet connection wizard
- etc etc

Also it this possible for 2003 server?

cheers

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Relevant Pages

  • RE: Group Policy - Restrict Internet Access by OU?
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  • RE: ISA 2004 - Internet Access without using Firewall Client
    ... you can not install ISA firewall client on mobile laptops but meanwhile ... we can make the laptops to access Internet without ... ISA server on SBS only allows domain user access Internet. ... How to configure Internet access in Windows Small Business Server 2003 ...
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  • Re: SBS ISA2004 allows all users internet access, why?
    ... > Did you try making a new rule in ISA 2004 after the upgrade? ... > changes the users that I put in that group could not access the Internet. ... >>> internet access what difference does it make whether All User or SBS ...
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  • Re: ISA 2004 - Redirect HTTP Requests to different web page
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