Re: My New Car

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JoeSoap wrote:
Hi folks, I just bought this top of the range car, the model is win XP pro. The make is Microsoft. I had a few problems at first.
It was recalled quite a few times for changes. Then I found when I was running it would just stop for no reason that the builders could find. I think the written word was 'There is no help for this problem'.
To cut a long story short, I got rid of some of the parts, Outlook Express, Internet Explorer and Microsoft Office, my car runs much better. I see there is a new model out called Vista. I think I will give that one a miss.
Joe

Nice trolling. Not only poking fun at the totally rediculous car=computer/OS analogies but look at all the squirrels you rounded up. Good work pal.

Steve N.
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