Re: Service pack 2 firewall.

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From: Miss Perspicacia Tick (misstick_at_lancre.dw)
Date: 08/27/04 

Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2004 18:28:19 +0100

Ian. wrote:
> Hi All,
> I installed service pack 2 yesterday, but have had serious problems
> with AOL since. Unfortunately I am stuck in a contract with AOL for a
> year, but can anyone advise how to fix this problem?

Sure - simply follow the instructions below.

1) Take the AOHELL CD

2) If you are old enough to drive, and have a licence, place it in the
middle of the drive and back over it several times.

3) If you are not old enough to drive - or don't have a licence - place
said CD in the microwave and cook on full power for a couple of minutes - it
really is fascinating, and most satisfying, to watch.

4) Place resulting mess in the rubbish

5) Pick up the phone, call AOHELL 'Customer Service' and tell them you
wish to cancel your account.

6) Ask people for recommendations for a proper ISP.

7) Call new ISP of choice and sign up.

There! Problem solved.

Unfortunately, removing AOHELL's trojanic software will, most likely,
require a complete format and reinstall.

Should be 8) Beat yourself over the head for being stupid enough to sign up
with them in the first place. Alternatively, write "These lines are my
punishment for signing up with the world's worst ISP" 10,000 times.

You aren't stuck in a contract. You can break it any time you wish - AOHELL
can't do anything about it! 

-- 
My great-grandfather was born and raised in Elgin - did he eventually
lose his marbles?
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