Re: My girlfriends nipples pokeing out of her wet bra 3448

From: RJK (notatospam_at_hotmail.com)
Date: 06/24/04 

Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 12:46:55 +0100

:-) lol ...very good, seen that one b4, as incredible as it sounds, the
same one was was emailed to me quite some time ago by a 2nd cousin of mine,
(I think ...he could be a little "further removed than that"), who lived in
Boca Raton, though I think he'd moved from there before emailing me that
one. He now lives in Laguna Woods CA.

regards, Richard

Tiz a small world !

"David Candy" <david@mvps.org> wrote in message
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We remember everything.

Hello all,

Please find below, a text that my Dad's cousin in Boca Raton eamiled to me.
I hope you find it as amusing as I did.

regards,

Richard Keirle

The European Union commissioners have announced that an
agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language
for European communications, rather than German, which was the other
possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
5-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for
short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly,
sivil
servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be
replased
with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have
one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced by f". This will make words like
"fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horible

mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by
"z" and "w" by "v".

During yer 5, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou",
and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas. 

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"RJK" <notatospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> coochie, coochie, cooochie coo :-)  ...spoken softly and lovingly, usually
> while leaning in over somebody else's pram and gently tickling the
underside
> of babies chin !
>
> Now look here, <enormous grin>  I prefer to forget the times when I've
> inadvertently been rude, or the times when I've spoken out of turn, or the
> times when a comment from myself was mis-interpreted - or perhaps was
chosen
> to be mis-interpreted,  and really only required a similar and equally
rude
> or nasty response, hopefully constructed with a little wit, and which
would
> have been received with the same underlying  indifference as the
originating
> comment from myself, or would have perhaps been best left completely
ignored
> :-)    It seems there are some cultures that just don't go for, or
> understand, this type of humour and/or perhaps get more satisfaction out
of
> reacting in a genuinely nasty fashion - present company excluded of
course,
> ...from that enormously long sentence, with dreadful grammar and
punctuation
> and which that needs some serious re-editing!  I suspect that people from
> cultures that eat raw chicken and boiled cats, and other family pets
belongs
> to such a category  :-)
>
> regards, Richard
>
>
> "Kelly" <kelly@mvps.org> wrote in message
> news:eiR4EYbWEHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> > But they miss you over there, really!  What was that line you used with
me
> > for years:  Gochie, Gochie, Goo or something similar?  :o)
> >
> > -- 
> > All the Best,
> > Kelly
> >
> > Microsoft-MVP Windows® XP
> > 2004 Windows MVP "Winny" Award
> >
> > Troubleshooting Windows XP
> > http://www.kellys-korner-xp.com
> >
> > Taskbar Repair Tool Plus!
> > http://www.kellys-korner-xp.com/taskbarplus!.htm
> >
> >
> > "RJK" <notatospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:etw7cUbWEHA.2928@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> > > :-)
> > >
> > > regards, Richard
> > >
> > >
> > > "Kelly" <kelly@mvps.org> wrote in message
> > > news:%23kqcu$aWEHA.2340@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> > >> Richard, go back to Win98.
> > >>
> > >> -- 
> > >> All the Best,
> > >> Kelly
> > >>
> > >> Microsoft-MVP Windows® XP
> > >> 2004 Windows MVP "Winny" Award
> > >>
> > >> Troubleshooting Windows XP
> > >> http://www.kellys-korner-xp.com
> > >>
> > >> Taskbar Repair Tool Plus!
> > >> http://www.kellys-korner-xp.com/taskbarplus!.htm
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> "RJK" <notatospam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > >> news:%23ANimcXWEHA.3740@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> > >> > There's lots of wet bras in here !
> > >> >
> > >> > regards, Richard
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >>
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

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