Re: What the hell is this?!!!

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From: Joh N. (Yochanon_at_yahoo.com)
Date: 05/27/04 

Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 12:59:07 -0500

anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com, after spending 3 minutes figuring out which
end of the pen to use, wrote:

  <moronic and lazy top-posting corrected>

>>-----Original Message-----
>>Sarg is correct and I have similar experience as well.
>>Anyway this can be solved?
>>
>>Sandro
>>
>>"David Candy" <david@mvps.org> wrote in message
>>news:%23KqQPW%23QEHA.2876@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>>Did you keep reading. The part about RINGING them to get
> activated.
>>
>>--
>>----------------------------------------------------------
>>http://home.comcast.net/~wizardofwhimsy/index.html
>>"Ol' Sarge Livin' Large" <toting_a_big_one@yahoo.com>
> wrote in message
>>news:134cc01c443e4$85d50070$a401280a@phx.gbl...
>>> I tried to E-mail this to Microsoft, but they don't
> allow
>>> e-mails from OEM Windows machines. (I've bought several
>>> retail versions of Windows in the past, but they don't
>>> want to hear it.
>>>
>>> I cannot believe my eyes. "According to our records, the
>>> number of times you can activate Windows with this
> product
>>> key has been exceeded." What kind of slimy,
> dishonorable,
>>> communist, twinkle-toes, morally depraved BS is
> this?!!! I
>>> am appalled. What in the hell are you bastards trying to
>>> do, take every last dime you possibly can get your
> grubby
>>> little hands on? Do you really expect me to buy another
>>> copy of Windows? I must inform you money loving
> heathens:
>>>
>>> ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS, THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOU CAN
>>> OVERCHARGE ME FOR A BUGGY, BLOATED, INFERIOR, OBSOLETE,
>>> WORTHLESS, UNSTABLE PIECE OF SOFTWARE HAS BEEN EXCEEDED.
>>>
>>> Who the hell do you think you are?!!! This is about as
>>> American as th Taj Mahal! I would call and try to
> activate
>>> windows by telephone, but a am currently honorably
> serving
>>> in my beloved country's armed forces in Baghdad, Iraq. I
>>> don't think I need to explain to you how expensive it
>>> would be for me to call you disreputable miscreants,
>>> especially since I know you will have me on hold for an
>>> hour with all the other VICTIMS of your evil,
> dispicable,
>>> tyrannical regime. YOU DON'T HAVE A TOLL-FREE NUMBER FOR
>>> IRAQ, DO YOU, YOU GREEDY AROGANT COLD-HEARTED
> BASTARDS?!!!
>>> No, of course not. Why not scre over the very people
> that
>>> are fighting and dying for your protection? For your
>>> liberty? For your right to right to rape the local
> economy
>>> of every last shred of decency it has left? NO! I DRAW
> THE
>>> LINE THERE! YOU SORRY, NO COUNT, VILE, CRUDE, CALLOUS,
>>> INSOLENT HOOLIGANS CAN KISS MY HAIRY WHITE ***.
>>>
>>> I don't expect a reply from you morons. I'm not worried
>>> about it. But I'm also not giving you one more cent. I
>>> never really needed to pay you anything, but I did it
> out
>>> of decency. Things have changed. What little respect I
> had
>>> for your organization just went out the window. I will
> now
>>> go online and get one of the countless cracks that are
>>> available to bypass your "activation." What I am upset
>>> with most is the fact that I am being forced to go out
> of
>>> way to solve a problem that arose simply due to my
>>> periodic reinstallation of Windows. If you are going to
>>> have this fascist stonewall in place, either warn users
>>> before the installation, or make your operating system
>>> capable of running for more than 6 months without
> swelling
>>> to rob nearly 3GB of my limited storage. Those of us
> with
>>> 9.35GB laptop HDD's (It's 10GB raw...you ****s) can't
> take
>>> this.
>>
>>
>>.
>>
> as was pointed out in another post:
> "When prompted to activate Windows, choose to activate by
> telephone. Call the number provided to you, and follow
> the prompts and instructions. If necessary, you'll be
> forwarded to a live person. Explain the situation
> (calmly, if at all possible), and they will help you
> reactivate your copy of Windows."
>

  Go back to school, pick any grade below 10th, so that you learn reading
comprehension.

  Joh N. 

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