Re: definition

ROFLMAO!!!
Excellent, dewd!

"John John" <audetweld@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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: karthiraja G wrote:
:
: > can any one give me definition for the below:
: >
:
: > 1.ADS
:
: Alternate Dental Services. Not all customers are 100% satisfied.
:
: > 2.GPO
:
: Gently Persuasive Offer. The last offer you get before getting the one
: you can't refuse. Often used in conjunction with ADS.
:
: > 3.FSMO
:
: Freshly Strewn Manure Odor. Something every country boy smells in early
: spring when the fields are fertilized. In a person's business, as well
: as personal dealings, certain things that sometimes happen can also
: leave a FSMO.
:
: > 4.ZONES
:
: Zany Overpriced Never Ending Sessions. The mainstay of psychiatry.
:
: > 5.RAID
:
: Random Assortment (of) Ineffective Devices. Every household or workshop
: has at least one drawer full of these.
:
: > 6.TRUST
:
: A condition that leads otherwise normally smart people to believe
: anything that complete strangers tell them. When a complete stranger
: uses the word "trust" in a conversation with you it is a sign that you
: are about to be taken for a ride, you should run as far away from the
: person as fast as you can. Not to be confused with love (or lust) which
: sometimes also causes people to believe anything that they are told.
:
: > 7.DNS
:
: Do Not Sit. The precursor to the "Wet Paint" sign. In the Victorian
: era in London, England, when park employees painted park benches they
: affixed DNS signs to the freshly painted benches. Few Londoners and
: nary a foreigner knew the meaning of the DNS sign and in 1846 while on a
: visit to London, an incident involving King Oscar I of Sweden nearly led
: to an international incident and the Corporation of London enacted a
: permanent ban on the use of DNS signs.
:
: > 8.DHCP
:
: Double Header Chicken Plucker. Plucks twice as many chickens in half as
: much time as single header pluckers.
:
: > 9.DFS
:
: Double Fault Syndrome. A medical condition that causes klutz to make
: the same mistake twice.
:
: > 10.TERNIMAL SERVICES
:
: A contraction of "Tern Animal" Services. Services provided by sets of
: three animals. Not to be confused with TERMINAL SERVICES, the last
: services you ever get on Earth. After you get your Terminal Services
: others are stuck with final expenses. If your Caisson is horse-drawn by
: a team of three horses you are receiving Ternimal Services at your
: Terminal Service.
:
: > 11.RDP
:
: Really Dumb Posts. Postings of school assignment questions to help
: groups with the expectation that others will do your homework fall in
: the category of RDP. Some experts claim that replies to RDP fall in the
: category of RRDP (Really, Really Dumb Posts).
:
: Hope this helps.
:
: Regards;
:
: John
:


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