Re: definition

karthiraja G wrote:

can any one give me definition for the below:


1.ADS

Alternate Dental Services. Not all customers are 100% satisfied.

2.GPO

Gently Persuasive Offer. The last offer you get before getting the one you can't refuse. Often used in conjunction with ADS.

3.FSMO

Freshly Strewn Manure Odor. Something every country boy smells in early spring when the fields are fertilized. In a person's business, as well as personal dealings, certain things that sometimes happen can also leave a FSMO.

4.ZONES

Zany Overpriced Never Ending Sessions. The mainstay of psychiatry.

5.RAID

Random Assortment (of) Ineffective Devices. Every household or workshop has at least one drawer full of these.

6.TRUST

A condition that leads otherwise normally smart people to believe anything that complete strangers tell them. When a complete stranger uses the word "trust" in a conversation with you it is a sign that you are about to be taken for a ride, you should run as far away from the person as fast as you can. Not to be confused with love (or lust) which sometimes also causes people to believe anything that they are told.

7.DNS

Do Not Sit. The precursor to the "Wet Paint" sign. In the Victorian era in London, England, when park employees painted park benches they affixed DNS signs to the freshly painted benches. Few Londoners and nary a foreigner knew the meaning of the DNS sign and in 1846 while on a visit to London, an incident involving King Oscar I of Sweden nearly led to an international incident and the Corporation of London enacted a permanent ban on the use of DNS signs.

8.DHCP

Double Header Chicken Plucker. Plucks twice as many chickens in half as much time as single header pluckers.

9.DFS

Double Fault Syndrome. A medical condition that causes klutz to make the same mistake twice.

10.TERNIMAL SERVICES

A contraction of "Tern Animal" Services. Services provided by sets of three animals. Not to be confused with TERMINAL SERVICES, the last services you ever get on Earth. After you get your Terminal Services others are stuck with final expenses. If your Caisson is horse-drawn by a team of three horses you are receiving Ternimal Services at your Terminal Service.

11.RDP

Really Dumb Posts. Postings of school assignment questions to help groups with the expectation that others will do your homework fall in the category of RDP. Some experts claim that replies to RDP fall in the category of RRDP (Really, Really Dumb Posts).

Hope this helps.

Regards;

John

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