How Frank was "born" (short version)

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I had this in my drafts folder for some time, so I guess its time to release the information to the public so people will know what a *** frank is.

The story is intriguing and quite long but I will give you a brief
summary of the events. This document is not intended to be entertaining or amusing, it is merely a historical record of the events as they happened.

In 1939, Nazi Germany under Hitlers ordered groups of scientists were
experimenting on a large array of subjects, because Hitler wanted so see
which technologies could be used by the Nazis and the third Reich.

2 such German scientists Schliemann and Vodl, were working in a
laboratory, researching the creation of organic molecules out of
inorganic matter.

The Americans had done similar experiments with some success.. what was
this experiment?

They had a chamber full of inorganic materials and gases similar to the
ones found on primordial earth (before live evolved), and they would
bombard it with high energy radiation like ultraviolate and electric
discharges to simulate lighting. These were the conditions that would be
found on earth before life existed. Their goal? TO see if this
combination would create long organic molecules. Their initial
experiments were very promising.

Schliemann proposed to take the experiment one step further. If starting
with inorganic molecules they could obtain organic molecules, what if
they put in that chamber organic (but sterilized) molecules? Would they
create life from non life?
Thats exactly what they did... they took a organic compound from manure
and sterilized it so nothing living would exist, and put that *** in
the chamber and turned it on.

After a week they would turn it off and peeked inside to see what the
result was.

After the initial week they opened the chamber and to their amazement
they detected some kind life form moving - swimming around in the
manure. Schliemann wanted to stop the experiment there.. but Vodl was
curious to see what would happen if they left the power on for more
time. So they decided to give it another week.

After the second week they opened the chamber and to their amazement
what they saw inside resembled a human fetus... Again Suleiman was
terrified from the implications! Were they creating a strange and
perhaps dangerous life form out of ***??? Vodl again resisted the
termination of the experiment because he asked : what if this is a new
life form, do they have the right to terminate its existence?

So they decided to keep the chamber running and they would see what
would this "creature" evolve into.

After 3 months they turned the chamber off and what they saw astonished
them both! It was a baby! Human!
How could a human evolve from manure??? Then Vodl admitted that he was
too lazy to go to the barn and get animal manure so he took *** from
their own toilet... perhaps that would explain the fact that the
creature they had "Created" was human!

So now they had an ethical dilemma. What would they do with this child?
Could they kill it? No. Could they give it to Hitler? This was scary
since they were indeed working for the Nazi but they were not Nazi
themselves... The implication was freighting! What if Hitler could
create a whole army of humans in this fashion???
Then since they were the creators of this creature, they did have the
responsibility for it. They started feeling like parents and starting to
have feelings for this little boy.

They had to chose a name for it.. so they started calling it
Frankenstein since they did create life from non life like the
Frankenstein movie. But thinking that this name was too revealing they
decided to shorten it to FRANK.

Fearing that Hitler would find out about baby Frank they smuggled it out
into France until the war was over. However when the Nazis were defeated
both scientists were killed in a bombing leaving Frank an orphan and no
one knew its true origin. He was then put for adoption in France, and an
American couple adopted him and brought him to America where he grew up
to be the *** we all know. However once the couple discovered what
crappy kid Frank was, they started beating him all the time.. creating
hate and madness that would grow in intensity with time. Perhaps in another historical reference I can elaborate on this.

So Frank was created out of ***, he was never born, and the closest
thing to parents were 2 "fathers" that were working for Hitler.

Perhaps all this explains why Frank is such a shitmouth and bigot!

PS. Im sure the stupid moronic disgusting SPANKY DA *** will reply to this post.
It should shut up because his birth is even worst than Franks...
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