Re: Why does it take 15mins for Vista to start?

Good idea... but what about you?.. Your head is identical to your ass.. how can you stick an ass inside an ass?

One ass must be bigger than the other...

Ahh.. yes your head-ass is bigger than your ass-ass... that solves the problem!

George Carlin used to say:

There are people that are plain stupid.
Then there are people who are not stupid and you say, hey wait a moment, he
is fairly intelligent.. oh I know! HE IS FULL OF ***!
And then there are people that are crazy.

You, Aka Spanky de monkey are all 3!

Etch-A-Sketch

You really like that don't you.. don't worry the etch a sketch has more cpu power than the wreak of a pc you are running XP on.

What's the matter? too broke to buy a modern computer? FIGURES! lol






"measekite's psychiatrist" <mea@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message news:3P2bl.14100$c45.2867@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

"terca novie" <Vista@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message news:496cb33e$1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
answer lame

if 1 gb = 15 mins

then 512 mb that MS proposes minimum would take 15 years

I propose one vistabyte ram that equals to one googol in the power of googolplex ram

that would need more space that the known universe could fit , full or ram sticks for vista to work properly

I propose you sticking your head back up your ass where it belongs. Maybe your system would take 15 years, but you have an Etch-A-Sketch.



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