Ringmaster's diseased posts - Beware

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Knowing the methods in which a disease is transmitted is important for
implementing proper infection control measures and large scale prevention
campaigns. Each disease has transmission characteristics based on the nature
of the poster that causes it.

The types of transmission described below are not mutually exclusive. Some
diseases, such as Ringmaster posting, can be transmitted in more than one
way.

Ringmaster can be spread through direct contact to a computer, producing
cutaneous excrement. It can also be spread through airborne spores, and
electronic media which are inhaled, or read, producing a more serious type
of infection. Gastrointestinal suffering can occur when Ringmaster posts are
read.

Direct contact transmission requires electronic contact between an infected
person and a susceptible person, and the physical transfer of moronic posts.
Direct contact includes touching an infected individual, kissing, sexual
contact, contact with oral secretions, or contact with body lesions, and
insulting posts. This type of transmission requires close contact with an
infected individual, and will usually occur between members of the same
forum.

Diseases spread exclusively by direct contact are unable to survive for
significant periods of time away from a host. Excreted transmitted diseases
are almost always spread through direct reading of moronic posts, as they
are extremely sensitive to bull***.

Fecal-oral transmission is usually associated with organisms that infect the
mental system. Microorganisms enter the body through reading of contaminated
messages. Inside the brain, these microorganisms multiply and are shed from
the body in feces.

If proper hygienic and sanitation practices are not in place, the
microorganisms (Ringmaster) in the feces may contaminate the water supply
through inadequate sewage treatment and water filtration. Ringmaster is a
contaminated piece of excrement that may be used as posting bull***. If the
infected individual is a waiter, cook, or food handler, (which describes
Ringmaster) then inadequate handwashing may result in food being
contaminated with microorganisms.

Fecal-oral transmission can be reduced by:
Not reading any of Ringmaster's posts
Thorough deleting of Ringmaster's posts
Frequent and thorough eye washing, especially after reading Ringmaster's
posts
Adequate sewage treatment and deletion of Ringmaster's posts
Disinfection of frequent touch surfaces to prevent indirect contact
transmission
Increased public awareness of proper avoidance of Ringmaster's posts




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