Useful Idiots Club Recruiting Drive

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Hi, my name is Frank. I'm this newsgroup resident idiot. I spend my
days trolling this newsgroup because you see I'm crazy. A honest to
goodness psycho that has nothing better to do. I currently have two
really good friends, Yanaire and Spanky. They're as crazy as I am and
we thought some others might want to join our little club. We all post
under dozens of different names but it is really easy to know it is
one of us losers because of the same stupid slop we write day after
day. Just check out the header, it proves it is one of us.

Want to know how stupid we act? Take myself. I like to pretend I'm
handsome, rich and of course very smart. I also pretend to run a
business. Some days I forget I said A business and say I run multiple
businesses. I'll brag I'm a hands on guy, other times I slip up and
say I'm retired or going to retire. Heck, it isn't easy keeping your
story straight when you are nuts like me. I also have a thing for
sheep, pigs and getting drunk.

I'm a Microsoft fan. I made myself their spokesperson here. Never mind
they recently started deleting my always stupid posts as fast as I
make them, I'm a nut, but I still am Microsoft's biggest fan here.

I love to make an ass of myself. I just repeat the same lies hundreds
of times. My thing is to attack anybody that doesn't worship Microsoft
like I do. My favorite response to anyone having any problems with
Vista is to scream you're too stupid to know how to install Vista. I
know, pretty lame, but remember I'm stupid and a nut, so that's the
best I can come up with so I sprinkle profanity in most of my posts
and make sick sexual references usually to sheep because like I said,
I'm crazy.

So I figured other crazy, stupid and just plain lame posters would
want to join my Useful Idiots Club. No dues, only membership
requirement is you make an ass of yourself. Just follow my lead or
watch Spanky or Yanaire, they are getting really good at being village
idiots too.
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