Re: Where do Frank and Yanaire fit on the Stupid Scale?

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why go to the animal kingdom when even inanimate objects like rocks or dirt is smarter than frank?

Biology has at least some instinct, even if it is a one cell plant.

However frank is stupider than a once cell plant.. far stupider.

"executioner" <FrankNeedsAPsychologist@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message news:c5bd7b91-7080-499a-b068-b03bb3d5b90b@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Well lets see if we can get an idea.

A turkey, which many consider the dumest of all animals can literally
drown if it is left out in the middle of a thunderstorm because it
often will look up at the sky with it's mouth open and can end up
trying to swallow so much rain in time it falls over dead. It has also
been reported that turkeys die of heart attacks if they get scared by
too many other turkeys gobbling at once. Some turkeys are so stupid
they forgot how to eat and need to be hand fed. Turkeys because they
are breed to have extra large breasts can no longer mate naturally.
Still many try to hump large rocks fall off, ending up gasping for air
and again die of a heart attacks.

A possum will sit still and let another possum chew off it's tail or
ears and make no effort to get away.

Dogs routinely eat their own vomit.

Turtles in an emergency can breath through their butts.

A cow can be led up a flight of stairs, but will refuse to go down the
same stairs no matter what.

What does this have to do with Frank and Yanaire? All the listed
animals are way smarter than these two buffoons.

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