Re: General comment

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On Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:10:02 -0500, "Jim Carlock" <anonymous@localhost>
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"Michael C" <@nospam.com> wrote:
You make me laugh kenny. You call me a troll yet you sprout all
sorts of crap about dot net that simply isn't true. Everything I have
posted about the vb6/dot net issue has been true.

The people at the nospam.com website probably love you using their
email address, heh?

But then again, maybe they're a spamming website.

In December of 2005, Microsoft's homepage went down, specifically
located at this link:

http://www.microsoft.com/

They've had a couple years now to fix IIS 6. IIS 5 ran alot better than
their IIS 6 runs. It's taken them a couple years to get IIS 6 running
right and they still can't get it right. What's up?

To prove a point, IIS 6 employs a four letter extension for their web-
pages, perhaps you've seen it (.aspx).

They broke their tradition of three letter extensions to put an X on
the end of one extension. And it doesn't seem to work right. They
should have called it .asq (Active Server Question). But Microsoft
didn't think that far ahead when they named their extension .asp.
And just what does that extra x mean anyways?

.asp = active server page
.aspx = active server page x ? Oh kind of like XP. Ahh I see, Active
Server Page Experience. Like Active Server Page wasn't an experience?
If it wasn't an experience, why add the extra x? Oh, I see... make them
think it's an eXtra eXtreme eXperience... XXX... oooh, seXy!

The neXt Microsoft version... Xicrosoft Xoes Xallas, and they think
they are clever.

Just what does all that X really mean? They like X more than any other
letter. Everything is X, eXcept .NET. Perhaps we'll see .XNET neXt.

Jim Carlock
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LOL. And an entirely new era of microsoft humor is born. Ya gotta love
it. :-)

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