Re: Poor VB Programming

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From: Bob O`Bob (filterbob_at_yahoogroups.com)
Date: 09/25/04

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    Ralph wrote:
     
    > This argument reminds me of a neighborhood kid that used to play
    > touch-football with us. Whenever he was 'touched', he would argue that he
    > had NOT been 'touched' as his clothing was made up of molecules, which were
    > made up of atoms, surrounded by an exclusion cloud of electrons which
    > doesn't allow 'touching' outside of a chemical reaction with covalent
    > bounding, thus since there was obviously no chemical reaction between the
    > hand and his clothing, ergo - no 'touching' had in fact occurred.

    A kid tried that argument on me once,
    when I was but a scrawny fourth-grader.
    Moments later he had a bloody nose.

            Bob "I never touched him" O`Bob


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