Re: WANTED: - Dead or Alive

YIKES!! I could read that - easily too!

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JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]



"Chuck Davis" <newsgroup at anthemwebs dot com> wrote in message
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> "Miss P.T." <me@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> 90% of America for crimes against English. If I have to read "real good"
>> or
>> "your" (when what is meant is "you're") I'm going to suffer an aneurysm!
>>
>> STOP KILLING OUR LANGUAGE! It's only on loan, you know... We could very
>> easily ask for it back, and then what would you do...?
>>
>> We also only lent it to the Canadians, the New Zealanders, the Aussies
>> and
>> most of Africa, but at least they have the good sense to learn how to
>> treat
>> it properly. What do they teach you lot in school? Mind you, it's not all
>> your fault - you are governed by a retarded baboon (and that's an insult
>> to
>> retarded baboons!)
>>
>> Please learn how to construct proper English sentences before posting -
>> or
>> don't bother. There is a list of a million and one other crimes you have
>> committed against my beloved mother tongue, but I'd run out of space if I
>> was
>> to attempt to list them all here...
>
> Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer
> inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is that
> the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.The rset can be a total
> mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn
> mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
> Fraeknig amzanig huh
>
>


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