Re: Is VB.NET Stable??

Okay, that really cracked me up. Thanks for posting it.

Robin S.
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"mg" <bitspam@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Master Programmer wrote:
Lets summarise children.......

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VISUAL STUDIO (all versions) is fucking GARBAGE.

[Why I talk down a language I can't program with]

Here are 10 reasons not to waste your time with the ***-ware.

1) unnessesarily over complex

[Too many features for me to grasp as I am too stupid/lazy to learn]

2) loaded with useless unwanted features that clutter it.

[I can't figure out how to use most of it]

3) All data is based on XML (so fucking what - who cares !)

[Anybody who has ever had to deal with real world applications gets it]

4) It is slow to compile

[I wish I could become a better programmer, make more money and buy a
faster PC]

5) The framework is boring to work with and there is too much security.

[See answer #1. Lol, too much security! Like saying I make too much
money, lol!]

6) The framework constantly changes (so you need to relearn everything
each few month)

[Whoo, 3 versions in what, 5 years? See answer #1]

7) Its not considered a real language for serious apps in the business
world

[See answer #1 for why I can't get a job]

8) Allows you too use multiple languages (why the *** would you want
too?)

[I don't get, but I am running out of ideas for points to make]

9) Most of it isnt documented properly

[Yep, now I have run out of ideas, so let's focus on the Gigabytes
worth of documentation, not to mention the hundreds of websites and
newsgroups full of peer and MVP help]

10) It has a very stupid sounding name (I would be embarrased to keep
spouting the word .NET all of the time.

[I just wanted make sure you had no doubts I am lazy flame-baiting
retard, who likes to program in Delphi. Who owns Delphi these days?
It's hard to keep up as it gets being passed around like a cheap whore.
From what I hear, they are making the new version .Net. lol!]

The Grand Master

[of Delphi]



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