Re: ... saves, and takes half damage
- From: "David Young" <REMOVE_THIS.dmy75252@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 11 May 2005 12:49:57 -0500
Since you ask:
One day Jesus and Satan were arguing over who the better coder was. After
several hours of listening to this, GOD said "Alright, we'll settle this
once and for all. We'll have a little competition to decide who the better
coder is."
So GOD tell them that they'll have a timed coding exercise. They can write
anything they want and when time expires, the one who wrote the best program
will be the winner.
So they start. Both work feverishly for hours, then days, then weeks.
Finally GOD appears, claps his hands together and announces that time has
expired. With that, both of their workstations go dead. When they reboot,
Satan is furious. All that work gone in an instant and GOD declares Jesus
as the winner. Satan cries out that the contest was rigged and demands to
know why, when the power went out, he lost his program but Jesus did not.
GOD replied, "We'll everyone knows that Jesus Saves!"
"Smithers" <A@xxxxx> wrote in message
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> << I'll post it if anyone asks. >>
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