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A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States
... He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me
housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in America !'

The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !' That
person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not
American!'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'

She says, 'No, I am from Africa !'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'

The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!!!!!!!


"Jtyc" <yo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a
woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are
all of those kids yours?'

He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer
complaints.




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