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"keeping" them screwed up is an operational activity. A project is
a
"temporary endevour undertaken to create a unique product, service
or
result". So I show up at the beginning and leave as soon as it's
completely screwed (temporary), throw in a monkey wrech that they
NEVER saw coming (unique), and ensure that the pain and anguish is
a
lasting thing (result).

No one realizes the planning that is required up front for this. I
have requirement gathering sessions to ensure that I have
accurately
assessed teh scope of the "screw up" and to ensure that the "screw
up" has all of the features that will be needed. I have to write
up
Business Cases to make sure that the "screw ups" are strategically
aligned with the business. I need to secure teh required resources
to
do the actual "screw up" and makes sure that the issues, risks and
changes are all appropriately documented and approved so that I
can
delvier a "screw up", on time, on budget and have a really quality
"screw up", completely defect free, for the organization. I also
make
sure taht I do the close phase of the project lifecycle properly.
not
only do I ensure the tie up of any loose ends, but I ALWAYS make
sure
that my team celebrates our "screw ups".

The op guys just have to maintain the screw up. That's easy...


longest poast BY NEIL evar.

iffypiffy


Are you trying to throw some quality in?




yes, there is some very valueable Project related info in there. it is
only appropriate that I post that stuff here, right?

of course. It will be read by so many people.




you mean other than you?

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