Re: Welcome Kit

Sheesh, try to get a sense of humor, why don't you.
I was thinking about joining Michael Alligood and joining CertGuard, but you
just reminded me why I haven't so far. I wish there was another organization
that didn't attract such immaturity.
Perhaps if you would just chill out a little and lighten up, you wouldn't
have so many problems with your life.
Perhaps taking 18 hours of classes and working full-time is a little above
you right now.
Consider dropping a couple of classes. It will reduce your stress.
I know of many college students who are burning themselves out, some of whom
are in the classes I teach. [I do what I can for my students. For example, I
allow students to reuse homework in other classes in my class - e.g., when I
teach PowerPoint, if someone is doing a PowerPoint presentation for another
class, they can turn it in as the PowerPoint assignment in my class.]
Do you act the way you acted towards me with your apartment manager? - if
so, it is no wonder he doesn't like you.
--
Larry J. West, MCSD, MCPD, MCTS:SQL Server 2005, MOUS, FLMI, ACS

P.S. My Masters degree is in Languages. If you are having problems, try the
Pimsleur tapes. I have found them to be pretty good in learning to speak the
languages (of course, they are lousy in understanding the written words).
Through my city's public library, I have free access to netlibrary and can
download them for free. See if you can get access to them, or you can
occasionally buy the tapes cheaply on eBay.
I really like Indonesian, especially the fact that you just repeat the word
to get the plural (e.g. orang = man, orang orang = men).

P.P.S. Your "better half" must be a great and patient person for putting up
with you.
You need to make sure you take good care of her. BTW, if you are not
married, consider doing so immediately. I am also a licensed minister and
would be willing to conduct the ceremony.

"Lasher" wrote:

=?Utf-8?B?TGFycnlXZXN0TUNTRA==?= <LarryWest-at-hotmail-dot-com> wrote in
news:85C084FA-645D-4548-BD73-5C78362B0C75@xxxxxxxxxxxxx:

Actually, it comes from Singapore, not Indonesia,
which is a separate country. [Where did you learn geography?]

When I was ******* your mother.

My mother is 87 years old, but still living somewhat independently.
You should be so lucky at her age.
In some places, you could be arrested for such nursing home violations.
Unless you gave money to a former Kentucky governor and ****ed him yourself.
[Sorry for being as inappropriate as you have been - this is yet another
joke, although if you don't know Kentucky politics, you won't understand it -
heck, you probably wouldn't understand it anyway.]

At least mine came from there.

Mine came from Microsoft.

I was obviously talking about location. The postmark was Singapore.
Singapore is not in Indonesia, as you were implying it was.
If your certifications (I mean the paper itself) did not come from Microsoft
Singapore, I wonder if they are legitimate.

I got a generic MCTS certificate, and then one specifically for SQL
Server 2005.

You're a paper MCTS? WOW! What an accomplishment.

No, I am not a "paper MCTS" or anything else. I have been programming
probably since before you were born. (I wrote my first program in Fortran 66
in 1973.)
I have been working with Microsoft SQL Server since version 4.2, Visual
Basic since version 2.0, Delphi since version 1.0, Microsoft C since 1.0 [DOS
version].
Heck, I've been programming personal computers since before the PC.
(Remember the TRS-80 - I helped develop the operating system for that
computer in 1981-83 and have the dubious honor of developing the last system
software ever written by Tandy for the TRS-80 Model I computer.)
I was just pointing out the fact that I received two pieces of paper from
Microsoft for both my MCTS and MCPD - how many did you get from them?

Same thing with the MCPD - I got two certificates also.

Tard.

I got an 800 on the mathematics portion of the SAT exam and won the 1972
District Mathematics contest at Homestead High School in Sunnyvale,
California [do a google search if you want to know the importance of that
date and school - although if you have spent any time in the computer
industry, you should already know]. I also received an 800 on the
quantitative portion of the GRE exam, and a 790 on the analytical section,
and these were before they were recentered downward. If I am a "Tard," what
does that make you?

In regards to wraps, McDonald's isn't that bad (for McDonald's),
but of course I have to favor KFC's.

No wonder you're a dolt. You eat mutant frankenstein chickens and you
can't see past the corporate agenda of Skcubrats and the fact that one
teaspoon of caramel syrup by itself is 110 calories. Several
nutritional guides that they publish are contradictory to themselves and
you don't even have half a brain to consider that its JUST liquid.

Seven days someone can live off of liquids alone, maybe give or take two
days. Tall Eggnog Latte, 660 calories. Grande White Mocha, 550
Calories. Venti Caramel Frappuchino , 780 calories. McDonald's BigMac,
540 Calories. Large (previously "Super-sized") fries, 570 calories.
Large (also previously "Super-Sized") drink - lets just say Coke, 310
calories. Total: 1420 calories, not to mention all the saturated fat
that's included.

Now, my case isn't against McDonalds as you can go watch "Super-Size
Me" and get the point in case on that fact, but I've proven your
statement wrong as it not being "bad". Starbucks, again, is just liquid
that people tend to drink 3 to 4 times a day, so lets just say a Grande
White Mocha - 550 Calories x 3 = 1650, which I've seen first hand time
and time again. Worst than McDonalds.

All in all, you must be the fat programmer with greasy fingers who can
barely reach his TPS reports that I'm picturing you to be at this moment
who can't do the fsuking research before he makes an idiotic reply.


Again, I was trying to make a joke, a play on your word "wrap."
McDonald's here is offering "wraps" in an attempt to compete with other
chains that have them. If you're boycotting McDonalds, or live in a backwards
place that doesn't have them, then I apologize for trying to make a joke that
you couldn't understand.
But if you can't understand humor [or when someone is trying to be
humorous], perhaps you need to take a class.
Never mind, because you are taking too many classes already.
You just need to get some class.

--
Larry J. West, MCSD, MCPD, MCTS:SQL Server 2005, MOUS, FLMI, ACS

At least you don't include just MCP, or maybe you should.

--
Lasher
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