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<http://www.planetoftheheads.com> say in news:OP1sc4e3GHA.3656
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

I COMMAND YOU
TO RETURN FROM WHENCE YOU CAME,

I never left Niagara Falls. and you should know that there are not 5
rules, there are 8. 8 "I'd rather you didn't"s. I will pray for your
sole. And I hope that you will turn from the oblesik and be touched by
his noodley appendage. I leave you with the 8.

1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou
Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In
Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About
Them So Don't Change The Subject.

2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress,
Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I
Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or
How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh,
And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey -
Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About
Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know
The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.

4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself,
Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As
For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go Fsck Yourself,
Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV
For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist,
Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The
B@stard.

6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar
Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money
Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
- Ending Poverty
- Curing Diseases
- Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable

I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The
Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.

7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You.
You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love
Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do
Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot of
Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the Other Person Is Into It, However
(Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of
Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece of Rubber. If I Didn't Want
It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Do I look like a f*cking people person to you?
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