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<matt.burns@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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...setting up a new site www.examquestionsonline.com. Let me know
what you think.

"What I Believe."

I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales.

And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom,
who waves his p3nis.

And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.

And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game
on.

And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and
natural things.. that money can buy.

And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as
"boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should
only refer to them as "hooters".

And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so
you can look up her dress.

And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how
stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.

And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that
robots are stealing my luggage.

And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom
apartment.

And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with
guns.

And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once
was - an arctic region covered with ice.

And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is
nothing worse than the music you're listening to right now. That's
what I believe.



That was by far the best diatribe I have heard in these parts in quiet
some time. If only it had been original...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- On the 8th day, God created potholes.
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