Re: OT: Friday Funny

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In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across the ether:

>> Finally, he answers his cell phone.
>
>
> So... the kitten was in his cell phone?

No, see, he had the kitten and his cell phone in his jacket pocket. The
phone was set to vibrate, and when it went off, it was buzzing against the
kitten. The kitten was mewing because it woke him up and it was hungry!

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