Re: Need a new guy

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Microcephalic S. Bob <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> said something
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> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\175076.htm (10/18/2005
> 4:15:48 PM) # "Kline Sphere" <.@> wrote in message
> news:unnal1pu8r7bt46i3itsrqd4aq5hm9d8sn@xxxxxxxxxx
>> Listening to your rantings, I guess your life must really suck.
>
> Not really. My life is great. I just got a free whopper with fries,
> and a candy bar. I'm about to take a nap. I have no bills, I eat
> great food, my friends are fun to hang out with, no boss, and no one
> bitches at me if their keyboard drawer is opening Outlook. As long as
> I pretend it sucks, no one will notice, get jealous, and try to take
> it away from me.
>
> It's YOUR LIFE that sucks, you just have trouble accepting it, and
> you'll fight to the death pretending it doesn't.
>
> I've tried I.T. It isn't worth a degree to get a job programming and
> reprogramming and reprogramming computers. Bill Gates knew this,
> that's why he dropped out of college. Artificial Intelligence is no
> match for stupidity.
>
> To be clear... I don't really believe any of this stuff. I just like
> to type. One day, I will be a lawyer. Or a criminal. Or both. Or
> maybe I'll get a real job.
>
> "You'll be a dentist (you'll be a dentist)
> you have a talent... for causing pain! HEY!"



Denial: Not just a river in Egypt.


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