Re: Thursday Lusers

Tech-Archive recommends: Fix windows errors by optimizing your registry

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar spewed across the ether:

> Oh yeah, I get that too. "Your Microsoft what isn't working? You mean
> you can't turn on your computer or you can't type a letter or you
> can't send an email?" Then, trying to explain the difference between
> Windows and Office...I've actually given up on that.

I recently had on of my little darlings lock up her 98 box. I told her to
hard boot, but she said that it didn't work, everything stayed just the
same. I finally went over to see what the problem was, and discovered that
she was switching the monitor off and on.

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JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com
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