OT: Friday Funny (Was: Re: Dilemma)

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"Briscobar" <youcant@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> 4) You have been served a sandwich on unacceptable bread. If SWMBO has
> packed your lunch for you, like a good wife, but given you

An Irishman, Mexican, and a Br@indumper were all taking their lunch break
whilst working on a new high-rise building, sitting on the open beams. The
Irishman opens his lunch pail and says "Gosh and begoran! If my wife packs
me another Corned Beef and Cabbage sandwich again, I'll jump to my death!"
The Mexican opens his pail and says "Ay carumba! If my wife packs me
another burrito, I'll leap to my death, too!" The br@indumper opens his
pail and says "OMG! WTF! IF MYE WEIF P4KS M3 ANOTH3R P34NUT BUTT3R AND
JELI S4MICH AGAIN I'LL FARGIN KILL MYS3LF!!!1!!1!"

The next day, at lunchtime, all three are again sitting on the beam, opening
their lunch pails. The Irishman finds another corned beef cabbage sandwich
and leaps to his death. The Mexican likewise finds another burrito, and
leaps to his death. The br@indumper finds another peanut-butter-and-jelly
sandwich and also leaps to his death.

At the funeral the three wives (they got a special
three-for-the-price-of-one deal on funerals) were talking among themselves.
The wife of the Irishman said "If only I'd known he didn't like to have
corned beef and cabbage every day, I'd have glady packed him something
different for lunch!" The Mexican's wife said, "Me, too. There's lots of
things besides burritos that I could have packed!" The br@indumper's wife
was strangely silent. Finally, she chimed in "Don't look at me, he packed
his own lunches!"

Thank you and try the smoked salmon!


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