Re: OT: Thursday Thilly

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"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> prattled ceaslessly in
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> Shamelessly stolen from Securecomp:
>
> The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated evening meal,
> and as I answered it I was greeted with "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?"
> not sounding anything like my name, so I said who is calling?
>
> The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband Powered Freezer
> company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam
> personally and why was he calling this number.
>
> I then said off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and
> all the blood" then turned back to the phone and advised the caller
> that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because
> we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to
> appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case. I then
> questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone
> number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy
> and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made
> this call.
>
> The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given
> in a shakey voice. I then told him we had located his position at his
> work place and the police were entering the building to take him into
> custody, at that point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his
> running away.
>
> My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming
> down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen
> minutes. My meal was cold, but after what I had pulled, very
> enjoyable.
>
>

OMG! This is perfect!

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