Re: Introducing: MCNGP #45
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- Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2005 09:34:05 -0700
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"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> "Ben Smith" <online_bensmi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> In article <Xns96A1A72BED1ADplentespamsuxsofthom@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>> plente@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx says...
>>> Subject: Re: Introducing: MCNGP #45
>>> From: JaR <plente@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>> Newsgroups: microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>>>
>>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Ben Smith spewed across the ether:
>>>
>>> > I am going to go take a nap now.
>>>
>>> Well, you have had a busy day, what with the ceremonies, the parade, and
>>> of
>>> course the interminable speeches at the MCNGP Initiation Banquet.
>>>
>>> Ghods, but Neil can drone on!
>>>
>>
>> Neil is a drone. He (or it I should say) is Canada's first attempt at
>> creating an android soldier, because Canadians are of course too gentle
>> and peace loving to carry out war against anything larger than a beaver
>> or baby seal. At the same time, Canadians wish to take over Denmark. TO
>> do this they created NEIL (National Enlisted man Intelligence Language)
>> of course using the term intelligence loosely, are the base operating
>> system in the drone soldier. In the unit MacMurchy, NEIL went haywire.
>> Instead of being a indiscriminate killer of Danes, MacMurchy loved
>> people and learned from his Canadian surrogate family. Researchers
>> decided that the sparsely population region of Canada where MacMurchy
>> lives needed his technical ability and have decided to monitor him a
>> potential long term solution for getting more IT guys in the Hudson Bay
>> area.
>
> As I always suspected... Neil is an animatron. I think his model is a bit
> inferiror to LauraBot® v3.2
>
>
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