Re: Why Consultant is the King

From: Consultant (consultant_mcngp_at_yahoodotcom)
Date: 10/21/04 

Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 06:59:08 -0700

and you had the best damn turkey day ever, did you not?

"Network Guru" <nwg@1_23spamme.com> wrote in message
news:efEBCbytEHA.3788@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> Here is the early Thanksgiving present he bestowed upon me in 2001:
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> ok folks, since it's an early weekend, we have our new lamer of the week
> up,
> network guru (tool). we are also happy to bring you a fine photo of batman
> as well as my real pics, so you can all gaze upon the beauty of
> Consultant®.
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> enjoy
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> "Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:OWwoO%23ttEHA.1336@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>> Excerpt from a post circa 2001
>> Some loser wrote:
>> Consultant never has anything of benefit to add. That's why he's in my
>> kill
>> file; I only see his comments in the replies of others. This NG simply
>> serves a source for his own self-validation. He's compensating for
>> something.
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>> Consultant replied:
>> just killing time until your wife comes over ;-)
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>> These back posts are killer funny.
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>> http://groups-beta.google.com/group/microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse/browse_frm/month/2001-05
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>> or
>> http://tinyurl.com/6qeqa
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