The MCNGP Rant
From: T-Bone (reply2me_at_thenewsgroup)
Date: 09/14/04
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Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2004 15:50:15 -0400
Okay, this all came from my own demented little mind, so my apologies if
this looks like any other parody of "The Rant" that has been written.
Hey I'm not a paper cert or a braindumper
and I haven't seen Diana, Laura, Kendal, Kat or Michelle from the web site
although I'm sure they look just like their pictures.
I have a founder, not a leader.
I speak English as my first language.
and you practice, not dump, practice!
I can proudly wear my MCSE pin on my lapel
I believe in educating, not handouts,
alternative OSes, not assimilation,
and that your daughter she come to my house and she kick my dog.
Google is a search engine, Microsoft actually *has* a website,
And its pronounced "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r", not "ass-h.a.t", "ass-f.u.c.k.e.r"!
MCSE is the second largest certification!
The last refuge of the cynical BOFH!
and the best part of the Microsoft .cert hierarchy!
My name is T-Bone
and I am MCNGP!
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