Re: Any SEA college students in here

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From: Neil (neilmcse_at_nospamforyou.com)
Date: 08/20/04 

Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2004 13:14:36 -0700

babbling on and on again TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> spewed in
news:Xns954BA3C53DFE0tgp@127.0.0.1:

> On Aug 20, 2004 "Ken Briscoe" blathered:
>
>> If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
>
> I *still* don't get that one, yet here I am laughing my a** off.
>

Louis Black, a comedian, once raved for a half hour on the idiotic things
people say and how he always wants to clarify but never gets the chance. He
once heard a woman in a mall say, "...if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't
have spent that year in college." In his hilarious analysis of this
statement he tries to figure out what this could possibly mean and claims
it is statements like this one that cause aneurisms."

If it wasn't for my google I wouldn't have spent the past six months in
newsgroups... 

-- 
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum. 
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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