Re: [OT} virii

From: Glenn (glenn_at_noserver.net)
Date: 03/26/04 

Date: Thu, 25 Mar 2004 19:53:14 -0800

This page cannot be displayed because you need some fresh air.
The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. Your ISP has told us
that you`re on-line several hours everyday, and that just ain`t right.

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Please, for the love of god, try the following:

Don`t click the Refresh button. Go outside now.
If you are about to spend another $100 at Amazon, then please contact Amazon
Anonymous.
To go outside, first click the Cyber Hypnosis menu, and then click Cold
Water in the Face. On the Numb Ass tab, click Sedentary Back Pain. The Get
Out of Your Chair settings should match those provided by your local area
network (LAN) administrator.
If your Evil Computer Addict persona has enabled it, we can examine your
network and quickly discover a way to wake you up from your computer-induced
stupor.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Computer-Induced Stupor
There are a host of things awaiting you in the outside world: fishing,
skiing, skeet shooting, triathlons, PTA meetings, and dentist appointments,
for example.
If you are unable to get up, click here and your power strip will emit a
large enough shock to scare you back to your senses. If that doesn`t work,
then we give up. You are officially in need of some serious help. Dial
1-800-GET-HELP on your computer`s keypad to reach a mental hospital near
you.
Click the Back button to melt your computer.

"JaR" <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:OzZ461dEEHA.3088@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> Whoo-boy!
>
> Anybody else getting inboxes hammered today? Looks like NetSky32.
>
> 15 in my company inbox alone since about 9AM. Looks like some dimwit with
> our company address book opened something they shoudn't have[1]. Of
> course, Company Policy© is to use Outlook or OE. Wide open, of course.
> Everybody e-mails with the pretty stationery in HTML. Talked to the guy
> that's in charge of the WAN[2] here (Owner's Brother in Law) this AM. He's
> on top of it. He's running around making sure everybody's McCaffee VShield
> (spit) got the latest auto-update[3]. I try to convince them to do things
> differently, but it's futile. What do I know, I'm just in Customer
> Service.
>
> [1] Five or so from outside addys.
> [2] I refuse to refer to him as an Admin.
> [3] On the 22nd.
>
> JaR
> Futile Thug