ABOUT MCSE EXAM

anonymous_at_discussions.microsoft.com
Date: 02/11/04


Date: Tue, 10 Feb 2004 21:23:51 -0800


"ROHIT BANSAL" <rohit_181@hotmail.com> became the darling
of the email harvesters on 2/10/2004 10:08:34 AM with the
following homage to AOL...

>SIR,
>
>I ROHIT BANSAL FROM PUNJAB(INDIA) WANT TO TAKE THIS
>EXAM.SO WHAT ARE THE REQIUREMENTS OR ELIGIBILTY CRITERIA
>FOR THIS EXAM AND IN INDIA WHERE I CAN GIVE THIS
>EXAM.PLEASE SEND ME FULL DETAILS ABOUT THIS EXAM.I SHALL
>BE VERY THANKFUL TO YOU.
>
>YOURS FAITHFULLY,
>ROHIT BANSAL
>S/O SH.ASHOK KUMAR BANSAL
>OPP.GEETA BHAWAN
>SATTA BAZAR
>KOTKAPURA-151204
>PUNJAB(INDIA)
>PH.NO.01635220822,220829
>M.NO.9872420822
>EMAIL ID- rohit_181@hotmail.com
>

Before you can become MCSE certified, you will need to
obtain something known as "a clue". This is a bit like
finding enlightenment, but for people who can hold down a
job.
If you can find the answers to the folowing questions,
your journey will have started, but I fear you have a long
way to go.

"What is the difference between usenet and email?"
"What is usenet?"
"What is email?"
"What happens if I post my email address on usenet?"
"What is Viagra?"
"How do they know I have a small penis?"
"What company's website would have details of Microsoft
exams?"
"How do I follow links on a website to find what I'm
looking for?"
"What is a website?"
"What does lower case mean?"
"Is case similar to caste?"
"What is google?"

HTH

Andy



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