OT: Canadian Resilience

From: Brat (likeIwouldtellyou_at_inyourdreams.com)
Date: 02/19/04


Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 00:12:40 -0330

Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
 Californians shiver uncontrollably.
 Canadians plant gardens

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
 Italian Cars won't start
 Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
 American water freezes
 Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
 New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
 Canadians have the last cookout of the season

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
 Mt. St. Helens freezes.
 Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
 Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
 Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
 Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
 Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
 Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops
 Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
 Hell freezes over.
 The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

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Sue MCNGP #69